The Barea Institute for Public Policy Initiatives developed a Swarm Theory application precisely to protect freedom. In the last decade, since the double otts began a new pervasive and insidious threat to freedom has arisen.
It is hidden in many guises and many forms.
Be it the Patriot Act or the rise of fundamentalism (using many religions) with the intent to enslave and corrupt.
Free moral agency is the underpinning of freedom. This God-given and now protected (by Swarm Theory) right will be defended. Freedom has never meant the enslavement of others.
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the ocean, Mikey.
You get poked, yet again!
Missing hours, so far - the clueless Michael Rogers countdown rolls on - Michael Rogers, who once had to describe himself to me, as the “most dangerous man in Washington D.C.” (probably in reference to 16 year old Pages) is fascinatingly absent amongst one of his most important news stories.
Looks like the “most dangerous man in Washington D.C.” is just simply a lonely man who used information gathered from a gay porn company (also focused on those littleteeny boppers/emo’s) to try to extort and blackmail government employees.
He might just be distracted by re-watching High School musical in slow motion and trying hard to grasp the remote control in ever increasingly slippery Crisco happiness. Happiness=gay still, don’t it?
As I suggested, and then demanded, there will be a star studded bash to fucking get Bush off his ass and do what he has been told to do. Namely, Fucking deep six that ponzi scheme called the Church of Scientology (also known as the Church of Gayitology - yes I will keep pushing that meme).
What happens when one site, calling itself a news site simply for pointing out what other sites are reporting, then moves onto criticizing one of its source sites for doing what it itself does?
Tom Cruise’s head explodes.
Don’t worry, it’ll grow back.
I’ve heard of such things from the males who always wear chocolate colored clothing.
Here’s the basic pillow fight in a nutshell:
Boing Boing, a site that supplies much content to Gawker Media, decided to get all Egyptian pharoah and erase a commenters presence on their site.
First, big whoop, it’s not like Boing Boing joined the Church of Scientology - or is it really the Church of Gayitology?
Whoa - one of them Shakespearean asides - but Gayitology totally didn’t pull up as a misspelled word when the question mark was added. Freaky Deaky!
OMG same with Deaky!
Back to the future, now:
So, Gawker is trying to get into a titty twister fight (hold on gotta check something out - titty? Naw, that still shows up as wrong) with Boing Boing.
Problem is, Gawker has done the same thing. And they know it.
And I know it.
And we all know it.
So fuck off Gawker. Leave Boing Boing alone, unless you’re feeling a tad bit too British these days.
Swarm Theory can totally 1812 your ass if you’re not careful.
And that is not a joke.
My peeps want to have the summer off to get drunk, laid, and rested before the Fall election cycle.
Don’t you be getting in the way of that with your doublespeak and hypocrisy on Boing Boing.
Stick with the light fare and prattle.
And remember this admonition from me to thee:
If my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves, pray, search for me, and turn from their censoring ways, then I will hear from the internetz, forgive their sins, and heal their unique hit count.
Celebrity sightings are normal for the town of Denton, Texas. In fact, a week without doing a shot with someone famous is abnormal.
And I’m not just talking about the panty-less wrestling of a female voice behind one wildly popular anime series.
So when I parked my car out on Loop 288 next to the Hobbit, I wasn’t surprised. But was it a chubby Hobbit or the drummer from the band Midlake?
Well, since both Wood and Smith are known to frequent this town I can’t say for sure. The key difference is that Elijah has this crooked looking lip/mouth thing going on and that was definitely prominent on the short chubster I passed.
After having seen a picture of his doppleganger, I can now confirm that Elijah Wood aka the Hobbit was in Denton, Texas scouting for bands to join his label.
Elijah: Meet you at rubber gloves and let you get me drunk. It’s the Denton way, rich boy!
So here’s how this is going down. All the preparations were made in the Spring - but when Obama started kicking Clinton’s ass Bush pushed things off to see how it would all shake out.
Make no mistake about it.
Whether it’s during the Summer - To give voters the demand “Vote for the military guy during this time of active war” - or during the Fall/Winter - To fuck over Iran just before handing the reigns to the new guy - make no mistake about it, Bush IS GOING TO WAR!
He’s not an evangelical Christian.
Bush is a Dominionist.
He is preparing for the Battle of Battles.
He’s watching the signs as Gog and Magog quickly form a rapprochement.
While people are yelling peace, peace, when he KNOWS there is no peace.
Peter Bart (New York Times) greenlights an attack piece by Brian Lowry on News Corporation properties.
For now, I’ll avoid pointing out the longstanding power NBC Universal has within the Hollywood shameunity (we loves you Brit Brit), and instead point out how Brian slurs News Corporation properties while warning Keith Olbermann to avoid “becoming like them.”
Thin-skinned in his best days, O’Reilly…
Oooh, way to lead off an article. First attack the side you really hate, and then…
…since the embarrassment of having a sexual-harassment suit filed against him in 2004…
…follow up with the dredging up of slanderous gossip.
Nice hatchet job, there, Brian.
Can you top that?
Why don’t you just call Rupert Murdoch a bully? Wait, you do…
News Corp.’s assault, whether coordinated or not, is now happening.
Assault. My, my, my, big words from an enabler of arms dealing and weapons of mass destruction.
Or should I say employee?
To be, well fair and gamed balanced, you do go after Olbermann by pointing out that he does some kind of harmless kitty-cute…
Nor has Rupert Murdoch — who Olbermann impersonates by affecting a snarling pirate voice — escaped his wrath.
…thing. Arrrrrgh!
Only to whipsaw back at the nasty, brutal Murdoch’s penchant to…
lash out at his foes.
Nice combo, Olbermann’s a silly pirate, but Murdoch’s a rabid dog. That’s what you really want to say, don’t you Brian?
Summarizing his cringe-inducing allying with NBC Universal, Brian Lowry, throws one last punch.
like-minded foot soldiers simply knowing what the boss wants
(What, saying jackbooted brown shirts would have been too obvious, Brian?)
While NBC Universal’s friendly sister division merely…
risks allowing its talk-driven personalities — the mother’s milk of cable…solid journalism the news division still generates
Smart marketing there, Brian.
NBC Universal & its sister news division are, awwwwwww, mommy’s life nourishing tenderness with solid journalism to boot.
News Corporation, meanwhile, is a single minded fascist army sapping the soul out one article at a time.
How much of an extra bonus did you get Brian Lowry?
Don’t forget to clean off that hatchet and store it so it doesn’t get all rusty when you regale your friends by throwing it into a palm tree by your pool.
And endless boring text messages and phone calls, when you just want them to get fucked and leave.
Seriously, this is actually the worst part of fair game.
Too much teeth.
No joke, this Scientology hookup has been on the phone for ten minutes, with my phone laying on my couch because I got totally bored of the whole stupid questions within questions. If the sex had been good, it would be one thing.
But dammit they really need to get less needy cult members.
UPDATE: 3:26AM - Totally rickrolled this bad sex Scylon after a fun inspiration. Halfway through the song I paused it and acted like I put them on hold and apologized. They were like “It’s fine,” when I said I had a creative streak and needed to put them on hold again.
Not in my right mind. I will refer back to this in a second so remember it’s number four.
“…as the result of a few practical jokes on him…” Hmmm, starting to get fishy now. So I WAS being stalked, just not by Scientologists. Thank you, James, for confirming certain facts.
“Secret Location.” 99.99% of people live in a secret location to at least someone. Big whoops.
“Many odd things happen when you even slightly touch the bizarro world of Jeff Barea.” So, that means I live in the matrix? I refer back to #4.
“like my first posting up above being copied by VerdaLadybug and then somehow back-dated and posted seemingly chronologically before my original post.” So, your post was copied by another user and then back-dated. Yes, I’ve heard of such things happening in the matrix. I refer back to #4.
“I’m not even sure what that was supposed to mean or why it was done.” It means I have powers you can only dream of, bwahahahaha. I refer you to the case of the Hero saving the cheerleader saving the world.
“but like I stated, when you intersect with his world, a lot of things don’t make much sense as a result.” Why, you might even start to question, your own existence! You might just be a thetan, in fact, and not a human being.
And, when he can’t seem to convince himself that a thetan could cause some kind of warp in the space/time continuum, he posts a followup:
Let’s do this with bullets this time:
He makes sure to emphasize that he didn’t know that Bert Fields is Tom Cruise’ attorney.
He doesn’t deny stalking me.
He makes sure to emphasize he’s NOT a Scientologist, because otherwise everyone would believe my delusions in this matrix world where i can warp time and space.
Of course, Bert Fields would never focus on me. I’m just a lowly thetan who can warp time and space.
This one, seriously? THIS is a claim to make on GAWKER.COM????? “They certainly carry his trademark elementary school insulting style.”
To Laura23: You are incredibly hilarious. Is that you, Nick Denton? You know I know how hard it is to get an account approved on gawker.com.
All in all, The funniest stalking in the history of stalking.
Thank God i’m in some secret location surrounded by people and houses and cars and street signs. Oh noes, did I put in that forwarding order that tells whoever wants it where my mail is being forwarded?
Update: Just to drive James Vennett crrrrraaaazzzzzzyyyyyyyy: I hereby and herewith claim to have spent years sitting in a diner (at the Kingsbridge subway station) at 4 a.m., almost every day, with Mark “Tex” Texeira, yes the comic book artist, discussing life and friendship! We bought tuxedo’s together and his mom did the tailoring to make them fit. Him, Javier Saltares, omg another comic book artist, and I used to vacation in Daytona Beach in the Fall. Yes, I was there when they teamed up to do Ghostrider. Fun fact: Mark married Javier’s sister. And yes, I was there - in his basement apartment in the Bronx when he created the very first Psy-Force comic book - He got tired of the violence of the Hex comic book. Want more to drive Vennett craaaazzzzzyyyy? Steve Biasi, omg another Marvel comic book guy, still owes me goddamn $1,000 I pulled out of that ATM in the B’nai B’rith building near the United Nations so he wouldn’t get evicted.
Or was all this happening in the matrix? Go ahead ask Mark who always ordered a milkshake and fries - and who always ordered a coffee and warned me that the fries would make me fall asleep, before eating most of them himself and - ironically falling asleep himself.
When you intrepid investigators call Mark, make sure to ask him if it was true that on the 4 train Mark, myself, and his brother brainstormed for a new way to say bang or kapow (when a gun is discharged) that night Paul Castellano was gunned down at Sparks steakhouse - when we claim to have been at a Bible Study in that same B’nai B’rith building near the United Nations, a few blocks from the Sparks steakhouse. Or do i have control over subway trains the way I have control over backdating comments?
After all, this IS the matrix. And there’s no connection with my having been awarded a B’nai B’rith Citation for Outstanding Community Service. Or is there?
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